Gymnast: The doctor says I can't do gymnastics.
Coach: Oh, he's seen you work out, too, huh?
 

Jennifer died and went to Heaven. After much argument she convinced St. Peter to let her return in a dream to her friend Jodie. 
Jennifer: "Jodie, I made it to heaven and I have good news and bad news."
Jodie: "Well, what is the good news"
Jennifer: "They have all kinds of gymnastics meets up here. We get judges from h*** to score. In fact, there's a big meet up here tomorrow night."
Jodie: "THAT'S GREAT!! What could possibly be bad news about gymnastics in heaven?"
Jennifer: "You're going to be competing right after me!"
 

Q. What's the difference between a gymnastics conditioning coach and a well-mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.
 

Q. Why did the gymnastics conditioning coach cross the road?
A. Someone on the other side could still walk.
 

Q. What do gymnastics conditioning coaches and people who make bacon have in common?
A. They both tear hams into shreds.
 

Q. An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful gymnastics conditioning coach all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?
A. It doesn't matter - none of them exist.
 

Q. What do you call a gymnastics conditioning coach who doesn't cause pain & agony?
A. Unemployed.
 

Q. What's the difference between an gymnastics conditioning coach and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.